Aren't we all?

How did you get here? Sometime between debating extended-universe canon online and writing 500k of fic, you must have moved, but you don't recall the actual act of crawling into this garbage can. And you certainly don't remember when it caught fire. Was it always on fire?

"Yes, it has always been on fire," your companions in the flaming dumpster agree while handing you this official , "and forever shall it burn."